I got banned from Furcadia for spreading AIDS.

Hello kiddies! I am here to tell you today the crackish story of how I got banned from furc. We don't know if it was permanent, but it was a lot of fun. It began as my friend started shouting AIDS AIDS AIDS on MSN messanger. Then it grew into more. On Furcadia, we made the alts AIDS AIDS AIDS and Lol Herpes!

Well, we're all doing the rest differently and starting with the first paragraph being the same.

For starters, I got the AIDS AIDS AIDS! thing from a song. So, I started singing it to my friends on MSN. One of them told me I should make an alt, so I did. Although, AIDS was taken, so I settled for AIDS AIDS AIDS.

First, it was only me. I went around AI in Furcadia saying 'EVERYONE HAS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!' It was amusing for a while, until I started picking single targets. That was more fun. There were things such as, 'VIRGIL HAS AIDS! AIDS AIDS AIDS!'

And then, Lol Herpes joined me. She went around AI asking people to hug her and giving them herpes.

Me and Herp went to FurN(the R rated place)afterwards and did our shiznit there. That got boring, so we went back to AI and partied. Well, I went into my friend, Ala's dream. (Ala, if you read this, DON'T KILL US.) I terrorized the Taisa, and Edo. It was funnee.

By that time, me and Herp had split apart. I was wandering in small little dreams and AI and things.

And then the fun REALLY began. We gained our third amigo. ROFL PROSTATE CANCER. Hereby out reffered to as Cancan.

Well, us three went into Order of the Wolf, a popular wolf dream for people who like that kind of stuff. We gott banned from there for FOURTEEN DAYS. SHOCK. HORROR. I THINK I'M GOING TO FAINT!

Anyway. We chilled in the Vinca for a while, and we came upon one of Cancan's old friends, from one of the dreams in Furcadia called Medieval Murder Mystery. So much better than the other one. So, we decided to make our group of three into four. We had a new member, OMFG HEART ATTACK, who will now be reffered to as Hart. We also met our Master there, who will continue to lead us throught our journey until the very end.

To Anime Club this band of fools ago!

We hung there for a while, and met up with our final member of the party of freaks. He was called WTF BRAIN TUMOR, or Tutu. We partied in Anime Club for awhile, diseased everything, had a good time. We left after terrorizing, and went to a *foot fetish* bar.

I got stuck in some type of torture chamber, and Tutu had to rescue me. Talk about embarassing.

After we mingled with the others, we went back to AI to pester some more. We stayed until we were all collected, and went into Hollow Bastion.

Ejected.

Joined someone.

Ejected AGAIN.

And then the rest of us just came flying out. We all were kind of disappointed, some of us didn't get to infect anyone. But, hey. it was all fun and games, no?

So, in Vinca, we decided to use petnames for eachother whilst Master was finding us another place. Therefore,

AIDS AIDS AIDS = Aids
ROFL PROSTATE CANCER = Can Can
Lol Herpes = Herp
WTF BRAIN TUMOR = Tutu
OMFG HEART ATTACK = Heart
and
Necrowizard_Of_Wicked_Evil = Master.

After that, we were all whooshed away on rainbows and diseased clouds. We went into our last place, The Slave Chamber. Oh god, was that fun. We had just gotten stared infecting, and then all of a sudden,

Your access privileges have been suspended for a while. Goodbye. [3]

I rushed to see if my other alt was working, he wasn't. I pulled up a chat, and freaked out at Hemp and Cancan. We didn't know what happened.

We assume that this is only a three day thing, and that we won't have to worry.

Hell, it was worth it. We had so much fun, and we actually had the GUTS to do it. It may seem stupid to all the readers out there, but it's a whole lot different if you're in the spotlight.

To the other posts on this same real experience,

Cancan: http://www.livejournal.com/users/sageychan/456.html
Hemp: http://www.gaiaonline.com/guilds/viewtopic.php?t=1878137

Watch the ice,

-Aids, Hemp, and Cancan.